i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Be still, my beating vagina.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Is Oprah even human
Randomize