I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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