I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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