i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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