...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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