Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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