You're so nebulous sometimes
ugly people sure do ruin things
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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