Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize