Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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