Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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