I heard we made out
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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