I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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