Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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