You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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