found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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