Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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