Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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