Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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