I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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