I can't watch pbs sober anymore
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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