I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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