I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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