I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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