But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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