She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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