i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
