did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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