Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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