I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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