Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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