How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
