So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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