ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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