You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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