He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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