Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
