"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Randomize
