we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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