Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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