I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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