I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I'm both gender and math confused
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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