i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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