i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I want her autograph on my taint
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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