I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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