You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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