I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
