Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize