what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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