You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
