Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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