my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I am naked and annoyed.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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