We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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