Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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